How many people wished that Ron Swanson...

would jump out, and educate Hailey the way he helped Leslie. That dude would have lost interest in her in about 24 hours, right? WWRSD = What would Ron Swanson do? Put up some spike traps, and bury his gold, like a true American! By the way, that's just decoy gold. (American Dad mixed with Parks and Rec)