Nandor is very fond of his time at training camp. You can see why. Its important to get enough rest!

C-Man gets around. This time he has embedded himself into a ukulele group like a parasitic wasp. So many opportunities to feed with these...

The gang loves to boogie, as long as they have the right shoes for it. Wait, did I tell you about my grand son? He plays golf. (Another...

Only the true King of Bottoms would have a gallery of mom jeans. Can you imagine him having a room like this? It's a big hou se.

Admit it, vampires act more like cats than bats. They hiss, bite, and lick. Super agility, hearing, seeing in the dark, etc.

You know that you were already picturing Nandor in a Litter box when he says this.

The Guide finally figured out a better disguise to fool the villagers. It just took a few tries.

Stede has never seen a license plate keychain, or a vampire before. Which one is a more shocking present?

Colin Robinson loves his kids, who are full of the dickens!

...but being a tough son of a gun is not enough when it comes to Staten Island's newest frontrunner for comptroller.

When I saw regular human JackieLantern without his signature human toothpick, I knew that I had to fix it. Now the world makes sense...

Which GirlyJim will Nandor choose? They're both pretty awesome, and deadly.

Guierrmo is the expert in vampire piss. But how does he know so much?

Colin has negging down to science. Marine science.

You want to make sure you don't neg the Meg, or you might lose a leg!

Here's a new housemate for the gang. Ya feeling lucky, punk? Well, do ya? Can you imagine this guy versus Nandor, or against one of the...

Andrea's jealous ex-boyfriend is lurking in the shadows. At least the Governor can take solace in the fact that she will not get his money.

The Jersey Devil King Arises

Dumbledor has been looking for a long time to find a new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher. I don't think the students are buying it...

It's pretty cleat that Michonne wants that hat. At least it isn't cursed, or is it? The question is... how does Dr Tom survive?