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Tim
Oct 30, 20231 min read
Colin Robinson studies marine science
Colin has negging down to science. Marine science.
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Tim
Oct 29, 20231 min read
Don't neg the Meg...
You want to make sure you don't neg the Meg, or you might lose a leg!
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Tim
Oct 26, 20231 min read
Ya feeling lucky, punk?
Here's a new housemate for the gang. Ya feeling lucky, punk? Well, do ya? Can you imagine this guy versus Nandor, or against one of the...
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Tim
Oct 25, 20231 min read
Neegan's not the only one who's cool as a coocumber
Colin Robinson never lets the pressure rattle him. No matter what happens, he's as cool as a coocumber!
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Tim
Oct 25, 20231 min read
Beware of jealous ex-boyfriends.
Andrea's jealous ex-boyfriend is lurking in the shadows. At least the Governor can take solace in the fact that she will not get his money.
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Tim
Oct 22, 20231 min read
A new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher.
Dumbledor has been looking for a long time to find a new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher. I don't think the students are buying it...
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Tim
Oct 22, 20231 min read
Michonne wants that hat!
It's pretty cleat that Michonne wants that hat. At least it isn't cursed, or is it? The question is... how does Dr Tom survive?
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Tim
Oct 22, 20231 min read
I object! Laszlo loses yet another case!
Laszlo loses yet another case! I don't think that Eugene has much confidence in his newest barrister. Maybe what's in the case will help.
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Tim
Oct 19, 20231 min read
Introducing a new addition to the Mosquito Club.
A new addition to the Mosquito Club has been recruited. There's only room for one epic pimp! Guierrmo is conflicted. Should he be worried...
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Tim
Oct 17, 20231 min read
Go Ship Yourself
The Daltry Bros are expanding their Daltry Living Line into pirate ships. You never know where that witch's clit of a hat may reside.
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Tim
Oct 17, 20231 min read
The new Nandor is wildly into the gym girl.
Sometimes they switch out actors in the middle of a series. You can barely tell the difference.
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Tim
Oct 16, 20231 min read
Vampires are like sand, they get everywhere.
Nadja should have thought twice before over hypnotizing Izzy Hands. He may have the Purple Screaming Henrys.
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Tim
Oct 16, 20231 min read
Hold the door... I'm at 8 percent.
When he was young, HoNandor saw something that devastated his young mind. It's a game called Welcome to Bloxburg...
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Tim
Oct 11, 20231 min read
Dead City is a big flirt
Concerning the new spinoff for The Walking Dead, titled "Dead City". I'm really enjoying this show. It's a lot of fun. Maybe I'm over...
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Tim
Oct 7, 20231 min read
Or else you'll get the prod!
Sit up straight Negan, and respect your captors. Now slide your shit bucket over to Sally's Port!
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Tim
Oct 7, 20231 min read
Nandor for President!
When Nandor is busy dragging the corpses of his fallen foes, he needs the backing of Staten Island's most promising Borough Comptroller....
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Tim
Oct 6, 20232 min read
Tranquility
I've been thinking a lot lately about the chemical that's hit the drug addled streets of Philadelphia, among other areas. A chemical...
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Tim
Oct 4, 20231 min read
Please don't read any further...
These are my most private, ludicrous thoughts. If you have any dignity, you will just turn around and... oh ok, come in. Have some tea....
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Tim
Sep 24, 20231 min read
Go ahead and show us your Bling Rings!
When it's time to go to the movies, you know what you gotta do.
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