...but being a tough son of a gun is not enough when it comes to Staten Island's newest frontrunner for comptroller.

When I saw regular human JackieLantern without his signature human toothpick, I knew that I had to fix it. Now the world makes sense...

Which GirlyJim will Nandor choose? They're both pretty awesome, and deadly.

Guierrmo is the expert in vampire piss. But how does he know so much?

Colin has negging down to science. Marine science.

You want to make sure you don't neg the Meg, or you might lose a leg!

Here's a new housemate for the gang. Ya feeling lucky, punk? Well, do ya? Can you imagine this guy versus Nandor, or against one of the...

Colin Robinson never lets the pressure rattle him. No matter what happens, he's as cool as a coocumber!

Andrea's jealous ex-boyfriend is lurking in the shadows. At least the Governor can take solace in the fact that she will not get his money.

The Jersey Devil King Arises

Dumbledor has been looking for a long time to find a new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher. I don't think the students are buying it...

It's pretty cleat that Michonne wants that hat. At least it isn't cursed, or is it? The question is... how does Dr Tom survive?

Laszlo loses yet another case! I don't think that Eugene has much confidence in his newest barrister. Maybe what's in the case will help.

A new addition to the Mosquito Club has been recruited. There's only room for one epic pimp! Guierrmo is conflicted. Should he be worried...

The Daltry Bros are expanding their Daltry Living Line into pirate ships. You never know where that witch's clit of a hat may reside.

Sometimes they switch out actors in the middle of a series. You can barely tell the difference.

Nadja should have thought twice before over hypnotizing Izzy Hands. He may have the Purple Screaming Henrys.

When he was young, HoNandor saw something that devastated his young mind. It's a game called Welcome to Bloxburg...

Concerning the new spinoff for The Walking Dead, titled "Dead City". I'm really enjoying this show. It's a lot of fun. Maybe I'm over...

Sit up straight Negan, and respect your captors. Now slide your shit bucket over to Sally's Port!