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Tim
Oct 22, 20231 min read
A new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher.
Dumbledor has been looking for a long time to find a new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher. I don't think the students are buying it...
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Tim
Oct 22, 20231 min read
Michonne wants that hat!
It's pretty cleat that Michonne wants that hat. At least it isn't cursed, or is it? The question is... how does Dr Tom survive?
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Tim
Oct 22, 20231 min read
I object! Laszlo loses yet another case!
Laszlo loses yet another case! I don't think that Eugene has much confidence in his newest barrister. Maybe what's in the case will help.
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Tim
Oct 19, 20231 min read
Introducing a new addition to the Mosquito Club.
A new addition to the Mosquito Club has been recruited. There's only room for one epic pimp! Guierrmo is conflicted. Should he be worried...
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Tim
Oct 17, 20231 min read
Go Ship Yourself
The Daltry Bros are expanding their Daltry Living Line into pirate ships. You never know where that witch's clit of a hat may reside.
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Tim
Oct 17, 20231 min read
The new Nandor is wildly into the gym girl.
Sometimes they switch out actors in the middle of a series. You can barely tell the difference.
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Tim
Oct 16, 20231 min read
Vampires are like sand, they get everywhere.
Nadja should have thought twice before over hypnotizing Izzy Hands. He may have the Purple Screaming Henrys.
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Tim
Oct 16, 20231 min read
Hold the door... I'm at 8 percent.
When he was young, HoNandor saw something that devastated his young mind. It's a game called Welcome to Bloxburg...
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Tim
Oct 7, 20231 min read
Or else you'll get the prod!
Sit up straight Negan, and respect your captors. Now slide your shit bucket over to Sally's Port!
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Tim
Oct 7, 20231 min read
Nandor for President!
When Nandor is busy dragging the corpses of his fallen foes, he needs the backing of Staten Island's most promising Borough Comptroller....
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Tim
Sep 24, 20231 min read
Go ahead and show us your Bling Rings!
When it's time to go to the movies, you know what you gotta do.
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Tim
Sep 12, 20231 min read
Mando doesn't give a tinker's fig
The one true Guierrmo will save us, as the elders have prophesied!
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Tim
Sep 10, 20231 min read
Jackie Daytona vs Jim the Vampire
Finally, a new Star Wars movie that's worth watching! You wouldn't have scraped and murdered your way to the theater is it wasn't.
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Tim
Sep 6, 20231 min read
There is a lot of walking...
Please enjoy some wisdom from Colin Robinson.
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