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Tim
Nov 9, 20231 min read
Only one hope left for humanity
The Kaiju are coming! There is only one hope left for humanity. As long as Bloody Mary doesn't show up, that is.
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Tim
Nov 8, 20231 min read
A very special relationship
Nandor, and Laszlo have a very special relationship, don't you think?
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Tim
Nov 8, 20231 min read
Row towards freedom!
When the chips are down, and you're trapped in a cage, gather your fellow captives, and row towards freedom!
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Tim
Nov 7, 20231 min read
Colin Pawbinson embeds himself
Colin Pawbinson embeds himself, like a parasitic wasp, or maybe a flea would be more apt in this case. (Thanks to the "Cat Debate"...
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Tim
Nov 5, 20231 min read
Vampires act more like cats...
Admit it, vampires act more like cats than bats. They hiss, bite, and lick. Super agility, hearing, seeing in the dark, etc.
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Tim
Nov 5, 20231 min read
Nandor in a litter box
You know that you were already picturing Nandor in a Litter box when he says this.
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Tim
Nov 3, 20231 min read
Fool the villagers
The Guide finally figured out a better disguise to fool the villagers. It just took a few tries.
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Tim
Nov 2, 20231 min read
Super Cravensworth Brothers
Laszlo is creating a new game. Super Cravensworth Brothers. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
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Tim
Nov 2, 20231 min read
Nandor has a shocking present.
Stede has never seen a license plate keychain, or a vampire before. Which one is a more shocking present?
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Tim
Nov 1, 20231 min read
Someone is full of the dickens!
Colin Robinson loves his kids, who are full of the dickens!
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Tim
Oct 31, 20231 min read
Merle is a tough son of a gun...
...but being a tough son of a gun is not enough when it comes to Staten Island's newest frontrunner for comptroller.
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Tim
Oct 31, 20231 min read
Just a regular human JackieLantern.
When I saw regular human JackieLantern without his signature human toothpick, I knew that I had to fix it. Now the world makes sense...
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Tim
Oct 31, 20231 min read
GirlyJim is getting a present.
Which GirlyJim will Nandor choose? They're both pretty awesome, and deadly.
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Tim
Oct 30, 20231 min read
Vampire piss
Guierrmo is the expert in vampire piss. But how does he know so much?
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Tim
Oct 30, 20231 min read
Colin Robinson studies marine science
Colin has negging down to science. Marine science.
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Tim
Oct 29, 20231 min read
Don't neg the Meg...
You want to make sure you don't neg the Meg, or you might lose a leg!
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Tim
Oct 26, 20231 min read
Ya feeling lucky, punk?
Here's a new housemate for the gang. Ya feeling lucky, punk? Well, do ya? Can you imagine this guy versus Nandor, or against one of the...
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Tim
Oct 25, 20231 min read
Neegan's not the only one who's cool as a coocumber
Colin Robinson never lets the pressure rattle him. No matter what happens, he's as cool as a coocumber!
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Tim
Oct 25, 20231 min read
Beware of jealous ex-boyfriends.
Andrea's jealous ex-boyfriend is lurking in the shadows. At least the Governor can take solace in the fact that she will not get his money.
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