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Tim
Feb 18, 20231 min read
Matt Damon said that...
Fortune favors the brave, and now I'm swimming in pee, again.
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Tim
Jul 25, 20221 min read
Oh Nah Nah!
You didn't think those were marshmallow and ginger ale prices, did you?
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Tim
Jul 24, 20221 min read
Another Typical Sleepover
We're all having fun discussing the benefits of okra versus zucchini.
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Tim
Jul 17, 20221 min read
Covid Classroom
Put it down! Put it down! Don't mess with Reno's finest. Oh, did you find my other glove? (South Park mixed with Reno 911)
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Tim
Jul 16, 20221 min read
Yar, we'll be havin' your chi chi!
Have you seen Kenney? He was last spotted floating down river. Get some stinky butter, and find him!
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Tim
Jul 11, 20221 min read
Do you have the balls to play with these All-Stars?
Or are you an Old-Head just winding down? Just watch that landing.
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Tim
Jul 10, 20221 min read
The Ultimate Stripper Contest
Get a hold of yourself! Don't let their animal magnetism hypnotize you.
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Tim
Jul 9, 20221 min read
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!
Have you tried 23 and Me? You'd be surprised at the situations you may find yourself in.
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Tim
Jul 8, 20221 min read
The Trial of the Century is on.
But don't worry, the jury is fair, and totally impartial. Just please, don't be ignorant. That's ignorant!
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Tim
Jul 6, 20221 min read
Dr. Janus Wants the Golden Turd
All it takes to get it is some Beet-man mixed with some Butters.
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Tim
Jun 30, 20221 min read
The Guinea Pigs are Coming!
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Or join the Pan Flute Band Resistance Movement.
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Tim
Jun 23, 20221 min read
You can dream if you want to...
You can dream, we can help you to... But only if it's complicated, and cool.
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Tim
Jun 18, 20221 min read
The Only Reporter Willing to Ask the Hard Questions
Take a chance with Genevieve Vavance.
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Tim
Jun 8, 20221 min read
All reversos be warned!
Even in reverse, you must respect my authoritah!
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Tim
Jun 2, 20221 min read
I like wine!
Roger clearly has his priorities in order. Just don't sue him over it.
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Tim
Jun 1, 20221 min read
Communing with Nature
It's important to take some time, and reconnect with the natural world. Find your center while consuming a Nutri-Grain bar, and a...
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Tim
May 26, 20221 min read
Stop following recipes...
Trust your gut, and don't forget the creme fresh.
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Tim
May 25, 20221 min read
You know you want to see this
I'm thinking a Made for TV movie, or straight to video release. And yes, Klaus got in there. Pay him bitches!
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Tim
May 23, 20221 min read
When the world's in trouble...
you can rely on the richest, strongest, and weirdest super heroes. Dub your voice, make your own sound effects, and answer the call.
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