The Guide finally figured out a better disguise to fool the villagers. It just took a few tries.

Stede has never seen a license plate keychain, or a vampire before. Which one is a more shocking present?

Which GirlyJim will Nandor choose? They're both pretty awesome, and deadly.

The Daltry Bros are expanding their Daltry Living Line into pirate ships. You never know where that witch's clit of a hat may reside.

Nadja should have thought twice before over hypnotizing Izzy Hands. He may have the Purple Screaming Henrys.