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Tim
Nov 16, 20231 min read
Bad Grandpas
The Baron is finally getting the top billing that he deserves. He really is a bad, bad grandpa.
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Tim
Nov 15, 20231 min read
Saturday Night Bleeders
The gang loves to boogie, as long as they have the right shoes for it. Wait, did I tell you about my grand son? He plays golf. (Another...
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Tim
Nov 14, 20231 min read
Terry McTeer never lets anything...
Terry McTeer never lets anything stop the show, even when a random vampire crashes into his set from space. Nandor really needs to stop...
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Tim
Nov 13, 20231 min read
Nadja would be pissed!
When I saw this girl (Ruby O. Fee) in "Army of Thieves", my first thought was that Nadja would be pissed. She stole Nadja's look, and...
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Tim
Nov 12, 20231 min read
The True King of Bottoms
Only the true King of Bottoms would have a gallery of mom jeans. Can you imagine him having a room like this? It's a big hou se.
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Tim
Nov 11, 20231 min read
Put crying babies to sleep
Laszlo's porns are so bloody boring, they would be of better use to put crying babies to sleep. Memo's ManMilk Incorporated has yet...
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Tim
Nov 9, 20231 min read
Only one hope left for humanity
The Kaiju are coming! There is only one hope left for humanity. As long as Bloody Mary doesn't show up, that is.
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Tim
Nov 8, 20231 min read
A very special relationship
Nandor, and Laszlo have a very special relationship, don't you think?
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Tim
Nov 8, 20231 min read
Row towards freedom!
When the chips are down, and you're trapped in a cage, gather your fellow captives, and row towards freedom!
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Tim
Nov 7, 20231 min read
Colin Pawbinson embeds himself
Colin Pawbinson embeds himself, like a parasitic wasp, or maybe a flea would be more apt in this case. (Thanks to the "Cat Debate"...
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Tim
Nov 5, 20231 min read
Vampires act more like cats...
Admit it, vampires act more like cats than bats. They hiss, bite, and lick. Super agility, hearing, seeing in the dark, etc.
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Tim
Nov 5, 20231 min read
Nandor in a litter box
You know that you were already picturing Nandor in a Litter box when he says this.
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Tim
Nov 3, 20231 min read
Fool the villagers
The Guide finally figured out a better disguise to fool the villagers. It just took a few tries.
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Tim
Nov 2, 20231 min read
Super Cravensworth Brothers
Laszlo is creating a new game. Super Cravensworth Brothers. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
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Tim
Nov 2, 20231 min read
Nandor has a shocking present.
Stede has never seen a license plate keychain, or a vampire before. Which one is a more shocking present?
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Tim
Nov 1, 20231 min read
Someone is full of the dickens!
Colin Robinson loves his kids, who are full of the dickens!
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Tim
Oct 31, 20231 min read
Merle is a tough son of a gun...
...but being a tough son of a gun is not enough when it comes to Staten Island's newest frontrunner for comptroller.
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Tim
Oct 31, 20231 min read
Just a regular human JackieLantern.
When I saw regular human JackieLantern without his signature human toothpick, I knew that I had to fix it. Now the world makes sense...
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Tim
Oct 31, 20231 min read
GirlyJim is getting a present.
Which GirlyJim will Nandor choose? They're both pretty awesome, and deadly.
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Tim
Oct 30, 20231 min read
Vampire piss
Guierrmo is the expert in vampire piss. But how does he know so much?
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