Roger clearly has his priorities in order. Just don't sue him over it.

It's important to take some time, and reconnect with the natural world. Find your center while consuming a Nutri-Grain bar, and a...

It's his biggest mystery yet!

Trust your gut, and don't forget the creme fresh.

I'm thinking a Made for TV movie, or straight to video release. And yes, Klaus got in there. Pay him bitches!

you can rely on the richest, strongest, and weirdest super heroes. Dub your voice, make your own sound effects, and answer the call.

links up with the world's greatest band, expects sparks to fly. They already have a groupie.

Act now to catch this century's most important presentation. It will change your life.

Grab your best gal pal, and prepare yourself for the unrelenting intensity of Mini Madness!

that Elon is partnering up with such ethically responsible scientists. I'm confident that everything will be fine, right?

Grab your cheese puffs, and remember, everything in moderation.

You really have to appreciate such an act of philanthropy.

Just when he thought he had heard, and seen everything.

Hard hitting news reporting, at it's finest.

From Arlen, Texas to Tampa, Florida. (American Dad mixed with King of the Hill)

Putin, and Bullock have been collaborating.

Now they know how Ukraine feels.

Putin, or his advisors, or the Russian Army? Here's a hint. Roger is also Putin. It's the one disguise you can't see through.

He just wanted to be your cool uncle, bro. You even mixed cereal with him.

at White Castle. He served a very diverse clientele.