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Tim
Jul 30, 20221 min read
Master Chief never prepared for this
What do you do when your battle prowess is dwarfed by the universe's greatest warriors?! Go for the legs!
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Tim
Jul 25, 20221 min read
Oh Nah Nah!
You didn't think those were marshmallow and ginger ale prices, did you?
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Tim
Jul 24, 20221 min read
Another Typical Sleepover
We're all having fun discussing the benefits of okra versus zucchini.
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Tim
Jul 16, 20221 min read
Yar, we'll be havin' your chi chi!
Have you seen Kenney? He was last spotted floating down river. Get some stinky butter, and find him!
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Tim
Jul 11, 20221 min read
Do you have the balls to play with these All-Stars?
Or are you an Old-Head just winding down? Just watch that landing.
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Tim
Jul 10, 20221 min read
The Ultimate Stripper Contest
Get a hold of yourself! Don't let their animal magnetism hypnotize you.
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Tim
Jul 9, 20221 min read
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!
Have you tried 23 and Me? You'd be surprised at the situations you may find yourself in.
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Tim
Jul 8, 20221 min read
The Trial of the Century is on.
But don't worry, the jury is fair, and totally impartial. Just please, don't be ignorant. That's ignorant!
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Tim
Jul 6, 20221 min read
Dr. Janus Wants the Golden Turd
All it takes to get it is some Beet-man mixed with some Butters.
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Tim
Jun 30, 20221 min read
The Guinea Pigs are Coming!
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Or join the Pan Flute Band Resistance Movement.
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Tim
Jun 23, 20221 min read
You can dream if you want to...
You can dream, we can help you to... But only if it's complicated, and cool.
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Tim
Jun 23, 20221 min read
Sup Bro!
Sometimes the bros just need to bro down, and have a bro-off, leading to bromances.
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Tim
Jun 13, 20221 min read
Ok, it's Halloween, and you need to...
get to the pumpkin patch on time, but your girlfriend keeps changing her outfit. What do you do?
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Tim
Jun 12, 20221 min read
Please enjoy the world's most dangerous sport
"You darn kids won't stop me from getting up the mountain!"
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Tim
Jun 11, 20221 min read
Eric's got some serious competition
The police will be in good hands either way. Anyone up for a team-up?
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Tim
Jun 11, 20221 min read
Have I gotten the orange up the stairs yet?
You would have if you weren't screwing around so much. Ya screw around too much.
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Tim
Jun 8, 20221 min read
All reversos be warned!
Even in reverse, you must respect my authoritah!
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Tim
Jun 6, 20221 min read
Randy's got a new coach
I guess all that "training" didn't pay off. Wait, do you hear that? "He's the best around..."
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Tim
Jun 5, 20221 min read
Would you rather be a slave in Heaven...
Or a small cherubic flying baby lawyer in Heaven? The choice is yours.
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Tim
Jun 4, 20221 min read
Roger saves Sharon's marriage.
Is it surprising that Roger conceptualized, and engineered the Shake Weight?
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