What do you do when your battle prowess is dwarfed by the universe's greatest warriors?! Go for the legs!

You didn't think those were marshmallow and ginger ale prices, did you?

We're all having fun discussing the benefits of okra versus zucchini.

Have you seen Kenney? He was last spotted floating down river. Get some stinky butter, and find him!

Or are you an Old-Head just winding down? Just watch that landing.

Get a hold of yourself! Don't let their animal magnetism hypnotize you.

Have you tried 23 and Me? You'd be surprised at the situations you may find yourself in.

But don't worry, the jury is fair, and totally impartial. Just please, don't be ignorant. That's ignorant!

All it takes to get it is some Beet-man mixed with some Butters.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Or join the Pan Flute Band Resistance Movement.

You can dream, we can help you to... But only if it's complicated, and cool.

Sometimes the bros just need to bro down, and have a bro-off, leading to bromances.

get to the pumpkin patch on time, but your girlfriend keeps changing her outfit. What do you do?

"You darn kids won't stop me from getting up the mountain!"

The police will be in good hands either way. Anyone up for a team-up?

You would have if you weren't screwing around so much. Ya screw around too much.

Even in reverse, you must respect my authoritah!

I guess all that "training" didn't pay off. Wait, do you hear that? "He's the best around..."

Or a small cherubic flying baby lawyer in Heaven? The choice is yours.

Is it surprising that Roger conceptualized, and engineered the Shake Weight?